Have you ever met someone and the first thought that came to your mind was something like " if i was crazy i would seriously stalk you?" Crazy right? yea well i am like that sometimes. Whenever i see a man that i find extremely attractive, i see myself being obsessed with that person. Like standing outside his bedroom window watching him sleep. Hanging around his job waiting for him to leave work. Keeping track of what he eats for breakfast, lunch and dinner... Sending him flowers and I'm watching you boo notes from his secret admirer. Leaving messages written in lipstick on his bathroom mirror saying I'm watching you. Calling him on the phone and breathing deeply through the receiver when he answers. Telling everyone he is my baby daddy just freaking him out completely. I know you're probably thinking this chick is crazy, maybe I am. Maybe I need to be locked up in a padded room. Just keep one thing in mind...
I WOULD stalk you...
Disclaimer: I think this is something i should add cause i dont know who is reading my ish... But i was just kidding about all that stuff i wrote up there its supposed to be funny in a creepy is she serious way. I am not serious the only person i would stalk is my boyfriend if he ever breaks up with me and he already knows that...lol
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