Friday, June 11, 2010

Movie Review: Alice in Wonderland



Last Sunday Sir and I went to see Alice in Wonderland in 3D. I was extremely excited to see the movie because I am a fan of Tim Burton Movies, (Corpse Bride, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) and I respect Johnny Depp as an actor. No one could have stopped me from seeing that movie, I had even planned to get it on DVD and i mean the real DVD not the bootlegged shat thats sold on the streets. I was going to buy the original! (i don't usually buy DVDs i wait for it to play on network tv...lol). I just knew the movie would be something that i could watch over and over. Sir and I got popcorn, chips and Ben and Jerry's ice cream all ready to relax and fully indulge while we watch an enjoyable movie. Like, seriously,  my mother couldn't have told me that i wasn't going to like that movie and it was going to be in 3D? Was they serious?

However, to my disappointment that was not the case. To say the least the movie didn't live up to any of my expectations, it was a complete bust and probably the worse movie i saw all year. The plot was extremely boring and lacking and the movie just wasn't fun. If i hadn't paid to see the movie i wouldn't have watched it to the end. I probably would have left after the first 10mins of the movie. I wouldn't have seen Alice fall into that rabbit hole again and i certainly wouldn't have seen her slay that damn dragon,( no mam sorry, life is too short to waste watching a boring movie)... I still had a great day with Sir of course but the movie sucks and i wouldn't recommend it to anyone not even my enemies. (I am not going to be responsible for the death of others (death by boredom that is))

Postives:

Great cast, Everyone in the movie really had the right attitude for the part they were playing.
The movie eventually ends (Yea seriously i felt like the movie was 10hrs long it was so boring)

Cons;

The 3D effects sucked, there was a little depth in the movie and the colours were bright and pretty but i felt like i was in the movies with shades on, there were a lot of opportunities where the 3D effects could have enhanced the movie but it wasnt there.

As i said before the plot was boring... The movie is a good for putting you to sleep.

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